Californian Botany 

The study and science of marijuana plants.

Guy 1: I went to the clam bake and saw a bunch of hippies.
Guy 2: Were they in the study of Californian Botany?

Californian Botany by Chimpvanzee November 8, 2009

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

Californian birder by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Californian clapper 

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.

Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.

Californian clapper by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016

californiatastical 

An event or place that is as spectacular as California.

OMG! My summer break at the beach was californiatastical.

californiatastical by Some.bendy.boy May 16, 2018

Californian roll 

The most disgusting sushi you will taste 75 percent of the time you eat it it gives you direhha. 100 percent of the time it tastes bad. It's another piece of history that shame California and the people living in it.

Retard: "I got Californian rolls"
Normal person: "throw it in the fucking trash"

Californian roll by leftforalt August 31, 2018

Californian Spaghetti 

When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain

Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"

Californian Spaghetti by Bazza the bonglord November 23, 2018

Californian Breakfast 

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.

Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow

Californian Breakfast by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022