bum tax

the money you have to pay a bum when he buys you liquor or cigarettes (if you're a minor that is). Generally you give them a twenty and let them keep the change, so they get in between 3 and 5 dollars for their services.

A: I've got just enough to buy a bottle!
B: I dont have my fake ID though. Do you have enough to cover the bum tax?

by ur_fav_girl_evr March 26, 2009

Bum Garden

A distinct patch of hair growing around the lower back above the bottom.

Why don't you wax your bum garden.

by Rojosdelosaltos January 4, 2009

gravy bum

Used to describe the physical appearance of diarrhoea, including its often impulsive behaviour (and/or occurance after eating mcdonald's). Also used as crude humour to describe one's symptoms.

Joey's been knocked down with a case of gravy bum.

I got terrible gravy bum after having that quarter pounder!

by Blank__ January 21, 2009

Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.

I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.

by David Laburglier February 23, 2009

Construction Bum

The feeling of sandpaper being rubbed repeatably on your taint.
Rash type feeling usually involved in construction workers that is painful to every step you take

Dude: why are you walking like a stick is up your ass
Bob: dude i got the worst case of construction bum going on, its killing me man

by Anthony flotacular October 20, 2008

Under-Bum

An area located beneath the Buttocks, If ticklish it is open to the act of Under-Bumming, where a second party uses a hand to squeeze the area as a method of acute torture.

Usually not to extract information, But to extract uncontrollable laughter and strange noises from the Under-Bumee.

Person 1 : I'm bored, I'm going to Under-bum you!

Person 2 : NO! I cant take another Under-bumming!

by Thomasjeffy December 9, 2014

tin bum

A nick name for anyone named Nicolas.
"Nickle" "ass"

"Tin" "bum"

"Oi Tin bum ya dickhead."

by HeWhoHaunts September 27, 2018