Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021

Noun: Informal: Someone who is simple, or basic. Bucket people are typically younger and can be found in terrible nightclubs, listing to chart music and drinking vodka mixer from buckets. They love the trashiest beach parties, cheapest bars and most disgusting clubs. Despite this however they swear by pre-drinking in their uni halls, usually playing 'Never have I ever' to get the night going.
by Vyrics July 19, 2016

Alternative spelling: Kum-bucket
1) A girl who people have sex with because their easy and are usually not very attractive
2) An aggressive homosexual man who simiple wants to have as much bucket sex with other people as possible whether their unwilling or not
However, this can used against anyone as a general insult
1) A girl who people have sex with because their easy and are usually not very attractive
2) An aggressive homosexual man who simiple wants to have as much bucket sex with other people as possible whether their unwilling or not
However, this can used against anyone as a general insult
by IvyDvy September 8, 2013

It's like saying "yeah!" Let's say you throw garbage into a trash can you can tell "buckets". An item you've been wanting comes back in stock "buckets buckets buckets". Should not be used in agreement with someone. Should be used as an exclamation.
by justurmodernlogophile August 5, 2022

I smutt bucket it ate out Tapped Out ashtray looking vagina that usually is attached to a Native American Woman called Teresa runs with cock long snatch Little Feather
Her smutt bucket was awful have you ever drank a Budweiser that had a cigarette put in it it was kind of like that but worse it was like eating maple syrup that had cigarette butts in it that was filtered through an old bong
by Dingofish March 13, 2024

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