Alex ingalls

A young Caucasian male who is not funny in any way shape or form. Spends all his time with females and says he can “pull” but gets friendzoned everytime.

girl : Alex you are like a brother to me

Alex: 😎

Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you

Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎

God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.

Alex *commits not living*

Jacob: lol xd

Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰

God: stoopid

The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*

by Kobyisfat March 26, 2019

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alex lomas

Man with 8 inch dick

He was such an alex lomas

by 08/03/18 — 6:30pm May 20, 2018

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Alex field

Super nonce who likes to finger children and then gets them to kick him in the sack.

That kids half naked
Time to do an Alex field

by 86bitch December 16, 2019

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Alex Woody

Alex woody is very pretty girl who’s all round very yummy she’s a yoga pro and absolutely amazing she’s very funny and at the worst of times manages to make you smile it would be impossible to get bored of her and anyone will be lucky to have her in their life she’s a one of a kind and the best kind of weird there’s something so special about her it’s impossible to explain how great she is but she is out of this world

Connor is so lucky to have Alex Woody

by Connor the gg February 4, 2019

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