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Canadian Eggnog

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.
Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.
by Mister Buttersworth April 1, 2022
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Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
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Canadian Sleepover

The act of two or more bro's staying up late engaging in mutual masturbation over webcam (at least one must be Canadian)
Hey boys who's jumping in with me for this Canadian sleepover tonight
by Canadian Sleepover April 13, 2022
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Canadian

Something I'm not allowed to do because of my mother even though I've spent 5 generations in canada
Get these Canadian away from me before I pull the full auto.
by Cody5050 November 9, 2020
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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out
Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor
by Cumjar December 2, 2020
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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)
I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor
by Cumjar December 2, 2020
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Canadian Back-Woodsman

Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.
Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!
by Kerminator80 December 3, 2020
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