J-horse

J-horse is your hope, you are his hope, J-hope, end of story.

ARMY: *whispers* j-horse...
My mates: stfu
My fam: stfu
My teacher: stfu
The internet: stfu
Me: J-HOORSEEEE

by toolazytomakeapseudonym January 3, 2019

J-Hole

A thoughtless person, a jerk

As in: "I can't believe he did that, what a j-hole.

by Scott Farnsworth December 28, 2005

The J-Man

the coolest person in the world

me

by BOOB ---misspelled bob August 3, 2003

j lo

known for the taco song

"taco's are soo good,
but ben makes me forget about.....tacooosss"

by tim August 12, 2003

j walk

j walking is crossing the street diaganolly!!!!!

by www.imaharrymofo October 6, 2003

j bag

a j bag is a jobby, poo, a tommy tit, a hot one, a grey friars booby, a barry white etc...

that fruit is playing havoc with my insides, i have done 2 j bags today!

by nickyboy March 11, 2008

elise j

one with the most beautiful anus(this involves bleaching, waxing, the scent of new cds, and most importantly sparkles)
wife of second jesus known only as sir ansu of asse.

you wish you had elise j as a wife, your wifes butt hole sucks and her pubes arent even drawn on

by jesus number two December 12, 2008