J-horse

J-horse is your hope, you are his hope, J-hope, end of story.

ARMY: *whispers* j-horse...
My mates: stfu
My fam: stfu
My teacher: stfu
The internet: stfu
Me: J-HOORSEEEE

by toolazytomakeapseudonym January 04, 2019

Car door man

Car doorman, also known as Dorito and pink princess, is the hardest working man there is on the planet, he worked his way up from having no experience whatsoever, to becoming the le-jin-dary man himself, Kim Seokjin. He is also known as the loyal and fabulous diva wife to the world famous IQ 148.

An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.

Friend: I aspire to become as amazing and beautiful as Car door man.
Me: Bitch keep dreaming.

by toolazytomakeapseudonym January 04, 2019

BTS

Three Idiots that ruined my life. Consisting of:
- Car Door Man
- Lil' Meow Meow
- 4D Alien
- IQ 148
- Jungshook
- Mochi
- J-Horse

Friend: BTS is so gay.
ARMY: Go kys.

by toolazytomakeapseudonym December 28, 2018