I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

Shit

That thing you say when you thing out you crush is bi-polar

You:do you have any heath conditions by any chance

Crush:well im kinda bi-polar
You:shit

by Redditor/lonely July 7, 2020

Piece of Shit

Human with no respect towards gays,trans,pans,asexuals, or is straight up racist

This piece of shit doesn’t reappear anyone but himself

by Speedo wearing motherfucker February 6, 2023

crocka shit

That's a lie or is that's bullshit

person 1: "im a millionare!"
person 2: "thats a crocka shit!"

by donotlivelaughlove November 1, 2022

Shit tok

When you watch TikTok videos while sitting on the toilet.

I shit tok for 30 minutes every morning.

by Shootin nutz June 21, 2022

Roto shit

The act of taking a dump into a washing machine.

Mom mom didn't clean my room so I roto shit my step dads laundry.

by Dubfible May 18, 2019

see my shits

It is where a being or entity proceeds to challenge some one for talking ill of them

A YO MY NIGGA “SEE MY SHITS” THEN FOE, on god you don’t want smoke with yo mark ass.

by Taickashi May 30, 2018