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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022
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Shit

That thing you say when you thing out you crush is bi-polar
You:do you have any heath conditions by any chance

Crush:well im kinda bi-polar
You:shit
by Redditor/lonely July 7, 2020
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Piece of Shit

Human with no respect towards gays,trans,pans,asexuals, or is straight up racist
This piece of shit doesn’t reappear anyone but himself
by Speedo wearing motherfucker February 6, 2023
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crocka shit

That's a lie or is that's bullshit
person 1: "im a millionare!"
person 2: "thats a crocka shit!"
by donotlivelaughlove November 1, 2022
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Shit tok

When you watch TikTok videos while sitting on the toilet.
I shit tok for 30 minutes every morning.
by Shootin nutz June 21, 2022
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Roto shit

Mom mom didn't clean my room so I roto shit my step dads laundry.
by Dubfible May 18, 2019
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see my shits

It is where a being or entity proceeds to challenge some one for talking ill of them
A YO MY NIGGA “SEE MY SHITS” THEN FOE, on god you don’t want smoke with yo mark ass.
by Taickashi May 30, 2018
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