Tim shit

Extra given tasks during a workday at inconvenient times. Usually, assigned by a manager or authoritative figure within a company/ business.

My manager pull some major Tim shit today at work.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023

Shit waft

A bad situation that someone that someone passes onto someone else and leaves them to it

Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.

Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him

by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024

Vietnam Fucking Shit

What Mark Wahlberg calls the fine specimens living in southeast Asia known as the Vietnamese. You can also call them VFS in short.

Person 1: Which asshat stole my bike!

Person 2: IT WAS THAT VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT!

by Masihiun June 1, 2024

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

well done shit

Unironic non-fetish art of your favorite male character crossdressing.

“I just drew some art of Ichigo Kurosaki wearing a cute-ass 2000s outfit I saw on Pinterest. Damn, that’s some well done shit.”

by Cattenbleegh June 1, 2024

You think you the shit

if someone says this to you, they think you have a big ego. Like how Ice spice used it in her song 'Think U The Shit (Fart).'

Billy Billy Bob Joe: Wtf man, you tryna come up in my house and fuck around? You think you the shit.

Timmy: Cry about it lil ni-

by king himothy June 4, 2024

lesbian shit monster

when a girl shits all over another girl and she looks like a monster

ahh did you hear lora turned beth into a lesbian shit monster at the disco

by Kirril Komarhan June 4, 2024