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munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
by The fun bunch May 8, 2018
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pirate dicking

The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.
The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?
by monkeymandcs September 13, 2017
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Dick

He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.
He has a massive dick!
by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020
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Dick Clarking

A idiom used to describe the act of putting a famous person on camera who has a physical and/or mental disability which is so bad it makes the television audience feel uncomfortable. Usually done for financial or political gain.
Can you believe the Democratic Party and the Biden family were Dick Clarking the President on tv last night?
by Blackduck21 July 12, 2024
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Dick Fart

That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound
DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
by greenbean219 April 16, 2022
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dick

A universal standard unit of measure for anything including time, distance, weight, currency, etc.
It will be approximately 5 to 10 dicks before I get there, but don't worry because I have the 100 dicks I owe you from the other night.
by yoey barns September 3, 2019
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taped dick

What all hockey players do
#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick
by Johnathhon October 6, 2013
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