Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.

Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Dirty Beatty

When you have sex with a man, in the bathroom of a Casey’s General Store.

Daniel: did you hear about the dude who did a dirty beatty last night

by Lil dick the goat November 18, 2023

dirty jarod

dirty jarod is the sexual act of performing anal sex with fresh honey as lube with either 1 or 3 men never two.

What’d u get up to last night ?
I had a dirty jarod with my coworkers

by Real cactus November 18, 2023

dirty beamer

When you fuck your gun then snipe someone with it from at least 300 yards away as to disrespect that person in every way possible.

Person 1: yo dude did you say that (someone) get dirty beamered looked like a white laser I heard the dudes son killed himself because of it

Person 2: yea dude, I heard the person was a dirty Seth

by Smokey and pen pen fan November 18, 2023

Dirty Whitlam

When she tuggs you off to completion and you spaff so hard it ends up all over your own face.

Man, Soph gave me a great dirty whitlam the other night

by Ronj36 November 19, 2023

dirty carmella

A dirty Carmella is a filthy Mexican who is a taco munch and loves Baja blast from Taco Bell and is extremely fucking stupid

You are a dirty Carmella

by Venus2020 December 19, 2023

Dirty Emmaline

The sex act of pouring Dr.Pepper into a man's ass hole, then sucking it out with a straw. While holding it in your mouth, hum Yankee Doodle Dandy, then shoot it out of your mouth into the air like a fountain.

I heard Brittany gave her new fwb a Dirty Emmaline and it went all over her dog.

by QueenB936 December 20, 2023