phat-ass tucket

When you intentionally shit your pants while riding a mobility scooter.

Michael did a phat-ass tucket at the McDonald's drive-thru.

by Manuele Pepe November 4, 2017

swallow your ass

Pick up line

"Bitch, I really want to swallow your ass"

by Real bitches March 19, 2017

Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

ass boss

When your boss is a complete ass to everyone in the office

You know jimmy is the worse ass boss I have ever had

by Bigmouthmama March 22, 2017

killerest-ass

Might not be the absolute awesomest in existence, but will for sure bury whoever or whatever is.

-That 's the killerest-ass weed I ever smoked in my life, wtf hahaha, i'm fuckered lmao!

-Wow, your mom makes the killerest-ass lasagna!
-Bro, you flow the killerest-ass rhymes, bro. Sick as fuck, yo. You rock muthfukka.

by peteypanharmonicaman March 23, 2017

Ass Bag

A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick

Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins

by Tit=tight March 28, 2017

Ass pussy

That flap of fat on a fat girls ass cheeks that when in a pair of pants,shorts or other clothing items looks like she has a pussy on her ass!!

Look at that girls ass pussy!!

by Stormygyrl March 29, 2017