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Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"
Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."
by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023
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Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.
Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!
by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025
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shit ass bitch

someone who says "lets go play minecraft cocksuckler98 we should play minecraft lets go play minecraft lets go play hey come on lets go play minecraft"
shit ass bitch: lets play minecraft
cocksuckler98: haur haur haurhaur haur haur haurhaur haurhaur
by cocksuckler98 January 21, 2024
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shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
by -____- January 13, 2005
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Busy Shit

Anything that requires saying that you are busy.
Person 1: Yo P2 im doing some busy shit rn im learning the craft of skinnynomics
Person 2: Alright son thats some busy shit
by kekistani420 September 4, 2019
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deep shit

You in some deep shit now son
by ._the.br21 May 7, 2020
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Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.
Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!
by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015
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