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Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.
Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye
by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019
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Suckle On My Knuckle

Something you say in an argument; meaning the person you are arguing with is not an intellectual and is genuinely not smart. When said, (depending on how weak they are) it will either kill you or turn you into a vegetable. For someone to defend against these powerful words, you must be of the highest grade of intellectual and practice the religion of Shreklenomly. People who practice in this religion are made immortal.
Pete: U is a dummy
You (the superior): Suckle On My Knuckle
Pete: *dies*
by George Humphery January 26, 2019
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That really nocks my noggers

When something happens that makes you very happy- that really nocks my noggers.
Crush: Texts me back

Me: That really nocks my noggers.

This cake is so good, it really nocks my noggers.

My noggers are not very nocked at the moment because someone ate all my cereal.
by famlyfrendlycontnt January 26, 2019
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LICK MY PICK

For the memesters of the minecraft community. Instead of saying a naughty word just say LICK MY PICK.
Brayden: Hey Sandy
Sandy: hey Brayden
Brayden: Tryna LICK MY PICK?
Sandy: Is that even a question... obviously
by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019
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snoodle my noodle

by DaddyTryHard January 30, 2019
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Losing my face

It is like the term "losing my mind" accept it physical. Like being clumsy or messing stuff up.
I keep messing stuff up I'm losing my face
by Olive Elizabeth Lou January 31, 2019
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Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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