national throw your shortest sibling day

October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss

come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!

by dinos_r_kool October 4, 2022

National give a girl your hoodie day

May 5th is the official go and give a girl you like your hoodie day.

“It’s national give a girl your hoodie day. I’m gonna make a move and give the girl I like my sweater today. “

by Smoothboi123 May 5, 2021

Your mom

A 1rst grade comeback that only children 2 and up use. If you still use it, your a gay little bitch

“HEY YOUR A IDIOT” “your mom”

by Iatecrapwhatyougonnado November 23, 2020

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

Your dad

Used when talking about your dad.
Hes gone 🤣😂

Your dad is gone

by MrSandwicher May 28, 2021

boiling your water

what you do before having angry sex

oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now

by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017

Your crush

Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.

Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.

Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"

And you reply with them:

Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"

by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023