Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 02, 2024
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plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.
I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.
by kittenlazor February 27, 2014
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shit and step

(Verb) When one takes a shit then just leaves the toilet without wiping...
How is there no paper in the toilet., but there is a mound of shit? Oh, I guess Katie just did a shit and step...
by Tdime March 02, 2018
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Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.
"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"
by TremendousClap January 30, 2020
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Sacra-shit

A combination of the word sacrament and shit (English and french) meaning is and adjective to "taber-fuck" and " sacrasshole or taber-twitt
Hes a sacra-shit de taber-fucker ,
by Mr.Ding-Dong 13 January 20, 2022
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shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader February 12, 2012
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