Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. a fucking waste of shit where by people just wants to have freedom this shit doesnt allow it and another definition of prison
bob: oh, what is that place? i keep hearing teachers caning a student.
jack: oh, its school a place where the teachers gets no bitches but to go to school to throw tantrum at the students
jack: oh, its school a place where the teachers gets no bitches but to go to school to throw tantrum at the students
by sdichem May 6, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023
Get the Quartz Hill High Schoolmug. 
Oh hell where there’s bullies, popular kids, and nerds. Also your favorite class is half your identity and all of the classes are their own cult
by Purpstar615 January 15, 2023
Get the Middle schoolmug. the school in haven ks where everyone is full of drama, and pussy ass bitches think they are the shit and wanna fight every time you look at them wrong
by bxtch9503 August 23, 2021
Get the haven high schoolmug. Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
Get the School shootingsmug.