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barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.
I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025
mugGet the barking up shit's alleymug.

the nes-shits

a term for the small round feces that resemble the childrens cereal
bob: " damn that worcester egg pimms big mix gave me the nes-shits"

carl:"fuck have you seen that tramp!, shes covered in nes-shits"

bob:"lord above"
by impman lorenz June 18, 2011
mugGet the the nes-shitsmug.

shit

shit
shit.
by donatello24234 December 23, 2023
mugGet the shitmug.

Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
mugGet the Taking a shitmug.

Soulmate Shit

Just casual soulmate tings, you know, that only soulmates do be knowing, with some extra pizzazz, a la ✨shit✨
Person 1: how is someone 2k miles away loving you better then men we've lived with?
Person 2: I’ll tell you how it’s called Soulmate Shit. Google it. Actually no, don’t
by pshmoddymudig April 7, 2025
mugGet the Soulmate Shitmug.

Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves
Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong
by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025
mugGet the Fall off in your shitmug.

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