dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

by aaron phuas tight shirt January 9, 2021

inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.

*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp

by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016

dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

Dick Weld

When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.

“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night”

by TheRealistDealist December 13, 2020

Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.

Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.

by mustadio87 December 3, 2020

Dick Spoilin’

When a girl gives you fat dome and she askes for nothing in return

Chelsey : “Brad didn’t get into any of the frats he wanted to”
Brittney : “You should give him the dopest dick spoilin’ of his life”

by TRS Slang April 28, 2019

Brick Dick

This is the slang term for a guy who has a some what large chode and its almost as gurthy as a brick.

Man... did you hear about Colin’s Brick Dick?

by spookycloutman November 30, 2017