shit

My history teacher.

"My history teacher is shit!"

by xxD27 January 5, 2022

shit on a wheel

Means your ass at a game or have no skill in a particular subject.

I have not gotten a kill this game because I’m shit on a wheel

by Ryanthecheese September 26, 2017

what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.

John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.

by Original Orangutans June 30, 2023

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

when he shit

When he be shitting.

Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.

by OoftheDoof! September 7, 2020

smit shit

After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.

A: wheres tom at?
B: he's knocked back 13 pints
A: jesus he's probably having a smit shit

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017