I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

shit

sheffield united

what do we think of shit sheffield united

what do we think of sheffield united shit
thankyou that’s alright we hate shef u we hate shef u

by marshboi1 January 1, 2022

reckless shit

Wild shit to do with ur friends er and cat

WOW that girl is doing reckless shit

by Gisltn April 15, 2017

I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

vulgar shit

nonsense shit
it's just that.

in roblox
pronstar69 SIGMA ULTRA SKIBIDI #### TOILET INVASION IN OHIO HAS ####### HAPPENED ####### 69 HOURS AGO! AH #### WHY THE #### DO THOSE TIOLETS INVADE OHIO, OUR FAVOURITE STATE!
me lol thats some vulgar shit (haha i bypassed your stupid chat filter)

by funny cube guy June 9, 2024

Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023