National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023

Fuck the owner day

On April 5th, all members of a discord server have the right to break every rule, and fuck with the owner, on this day the owner is completely powerless, and has to watch the fuckery being committed

You cant ban me, its the Fuck the owner day, you cant do anything against me

by Foxi17 April 5, 2023

national cherub day

a day for cherubs!

is today national cherub day?

by rosepetalsxx April 6, 2023

national fling merima day

celebrated on 8th april this day we can fling merimas

"OMG ITS FINALLY NATIONAL FLING MERIMA DAY! IVE WAITER FOR SO LONG!"

by NotBirbz April 7, 2023

Slapie Day

On April 9 u can slap massage or squish any girls name THAT START WITH A,I,J,M, AND K.

Its slapie day yo slap Jasons ass Its so big

by Master Mark April 7, 2023

mr mean guy day

Every time it’s July 29th in a year, everyone should automatically start putting mr mean guy as pfp and act like him. It celebrates nothing I was just bored and made this.

"hey farthead, it’s july 29 !!!!"

"damn it is mr mean guy day… i guess we should start blowing up things like mr mean guy when he destroyed-"

"yeah you peanuthead, it’s mr mean guy time !!!!!"

by mr mean guy April 8, 2023

National Rape Day

A "holiday" originally meant to create fear and bring more awareness to Sexual Abuse Awareness month, but has been twisted into a strange event, in which people threaten to sexually abuse random strangers online and in person, while others swear to protect said strangers, thereby losing the point of the holiday all together.

The idea behind National Rape Day wasn't a bad one, but the execution needed too much work.

by KhajiitSicario April 8, 2023