That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Shitting it down

When the phrase "pissing it down" just doesn't convey HOW HARD ITS FUCKING RAINING

A: Has the rain cleared up yet?
B: Nah, its fuckin shitting it down mate.

by Squishen April 1, 2023

Tim shit

Extra assigned tasks that in turn screws over lower level staff members within a business/ company. Usually occurs during the most inconvenient times during a shift and sets team members behind for the work day.

Today my manager pulled major Tim Shit making me late for dinner.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023

Tim shit

Extra given tasks during a workday at inconvenient times. Usually, assigned by a manager or authoritative figure within a company/ business.

My manager pull some major Tim shit today at work.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023

Shit waft

A bad situation that someone that someone passes onto someone else and leaves them to it

Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.

Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him

by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024

Vietnam Fucking Shit

What Mark Wahlberg calls the fine specimens living in southeast Asia known as the Vietnamese. You can also call them VFS in short.

Person 1: Which asshat stole my bike!

Person 2: IT WAS THAT VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT!

by Masihiun June 1, 2024

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024