Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

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bully shit

Someone who is winning in life

- Bro, Mark had a car when he was 16! He might as well be 18 frrr
- Damn, he’s on his bully shit

by Itz_coollayo June 3, 2022

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GOPiece of Shit

Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.

"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"

by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013

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KNOW NO SHIT

If someone insults you by saying NO SHIT here is the truth.

Something you should never say to a SHITEATER as shows your blind to true usages.

Super aware that is an impossibility.

Hey don't say NO SHIT to .me because you don't KNOW NO SHIT because you are FULL OF SHIT ass wipe.

Do you realize I got a lot of SHITEATER FRIENDS and by you saying NO NO NO,SHIT as you have no idea that KNOW NO SHIT is what you never mean because you just plain don't know.

Hey guy as NO SHIT as if you KNOW NO SHIT that it is an IMPOOSIBILITY.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021

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shit-lett

see above

(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.

by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003

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