“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

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Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

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You

Numbers ..
I have chased…
Hoping to end in an embrace.

Windows..
I have approached…
Wanting to tell you I love you the most.

Words..
I have written…
Trying to explain my love and smitten.

Dreams..
I have created…
How they make me so elated!!!

Overthinking..
I have done…
On everything and anything!!!!
One thing I never question…
Is my love for YOU!!!

by a dream and 💔 September 10, 2024

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you mom gay

"You mom gay" is a joke typically used in the seventh grade. Many people get extremely butt hurt when this is said about a mile away from you.

Douchebag "Yo, you mom GAYYY"

Butt-Hurt child "HOW DARE YOU I'M TELLING MOM--

by QuiteThirsty December 17, 2018

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You

Weeks of eight…
How I anticipate…
For them to appear…
Take away some of the fear…

They will…
Loving you I do still…
Worry about much I do…
Whisper words of a few…

To you…
I wish I could say…
You know…
I love you always… everyday!!!

by a dream and 💔 January 4, 2024

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