Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.
Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!
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Batting Ass

To take base hits galore against the Pitching team destroying them.
Wow the Arizona Diamondbacks sure Batting Ass against the Colorado Rockies.
by Oven mitt guy October 23, 2023
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ass munchie

When a man lickith the brown eye and gets le aids
Doctor: Sorry sun you have been a ass munchie for too long, time to do dead.
by BlackSlave63 September 19, 2018
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ass throwed

When you fucking a bitch and she getting that ass threw.
"Damn T, fuckin him I got my ass throwed!"
by Cam Young December 01, 2013
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Slapp ass week

Slsp ass week starts on September 13-17 you can slap your bsf ass your gf ass your bf ass your frind ass(not if you ina relationship tho) all week
Hey bae uts the 13 yiu know what that mean
What?

Slapp ass week just stated
by Coochie licker 2000😛 September 11, 2021
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fuckign ass crackc

fucking ass crakc is a fucking ass ckracks the fucking

for exampel ass fucks the crakcs
p1: i think i got a fucki ass crack fuckign ass crakc
p2: ok fuking ass crka fuckign ass crackc
by Monstructo June 29, 2023
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 27, 2021
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