The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
Get the Five Guys Shitsmug. It's a great to use In a sentence as it puts the MACHO NON SHITEATER'S in their place of DENSA HYPOCRACY.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 4, 2021
Get the AH SHIT AH SHITmug. How is there no paper in the toilet., but there is a mound of shit? Oh, I guess Katie just did a shit and step...
by Tdime March 2, 2018
Get the shit and stepmug. a Person usually female that's so attractive and cant stand the fact the world isnt constantly begging at their feet making them the subject of countless bullying even by their friends but their so hot she proceeds to violently fuck her mental abusers untill she squeeze the life out their balls
by INtotheFloddAgain April 20, 2024
Get the Shit Headmug. Finians shit is classified as an illegal atomic weapon capable of nuclear disasters that could cause global destruction when unshackled from his anus and therefore under NATO’s Weapons Of Mass Destruction Article 2005 perceived as a paramount war crime
“Holy Finians-Shit you did not just say tht sister”
“That jar of pickles was the bomb it was truly Finians Shit”
“RIP Jesus , bro was the Finians Shit of Religion”
“That jar of pickles was the bomb it was truly Finians Shit”
“RIP Jesus , bro was the Finians Shit of Religion”
by PensionerBooty1675 May 3, 2023
Get the Finians Shitmug. Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
Get the Eat shit and diemug. by Truestgirl August 4, 2019
Get the Dog Shitmug.