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Dick and Balls

Yo momma likes to chug on 'em.
"HOOOYEAAH!!!" -Your mom geting penetrated from the front and back
"Ah yes get her boys!" -Your dad being a cuck
"I loooove Dick and Balls and maybe Cock too ah right also Nuts" -Your sister
by K-LA-K-Godrich August 8, 2020
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Dimmy Dick

a man with an orange shirt with their dick out
The Dimmy Dick was walking around the nude beach.
by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024
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dick

a tool used to pleasure ladies or a person who is a jerk
by yessir123r January 14, 2020
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Pizza Dick

When a penis has smegma and has entered a vagina on its period and got blood on it.
eg. "Damn I've got pizza dick!"
by PIZZADICK99 June 13, 2021
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Dick leach

When a girl or a guy is such a hoe that she gets all the dicks.
Damn bro, she got a long dick leach''

Damn bro, she got a short dick leach''
by by by by by September 10, 2019
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Snow dick

The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.
by Bobahotep July 14, 2023
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Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.
"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."
by Dino Marcockass May 9, 2018
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