Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off

i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.

by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025

Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.

Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died

by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018

depression shit

that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever

"oh my god feel so much better"
" did you have a depression shit ?"

by anonymous crow February 24, 2024

Shit

Can be used in many ways

1. The Sydney swans are a really Shit team AFL

2.The stuff that can be found on the ground
3.A nickname eg. Shit-head, Shit-cunt
4.A description of something eg. Those shoes look shit
5.One of few words that are in Gordon Ramsey's vocabulary

by that guy over there fucking ya February 7, 2020

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021

suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.

Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.

by Niggtoni October 16, 2020

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013