stuffed dick

when your dick is hard af, harder than your usual hard. when you want to cum af.

shiiii- that video made me have a stuffed dick

by "jiggle my ball" ahh kid February 21, 2024

Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off

i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.

by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025

Like a dick in the wind

A phrase referring to an object, person, or animal that is moving in a spontaneous or an otherwise unnatural motion.

Steve's character ragdolled like a dick in the wind when we were playing earlier.

by Devmonsterone January 31, 2024

Dick

The definition of a dick is my brother lol and I hope he sees this. And I tell him this every SINGLE day

Hey brother you know what… YOUR A DICK YOU ASSHOLE

by Big_ obnoxious_duck September 11, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

this day falls on November 17th!!
So tell your boyfriend!!!

Bob: When is National Suck Dick Day

Ashley: November 17th!!

by BIGGBOIINIBBBA November 4, 2018

vacation dick

A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.

"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"

by Summeriscomingeventually June 7, 2016

Big Dick

Something you don't have

David: I have a Big Dick
Jane: 2 is not that big of a number

by Actually Huge June 8, 2021