Skip to main content

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
by Surfpenis October 17, 2020
mugGet the put that shit in the bagmug.

Shit

What are you searching for? This is literally just a shit. Search something that is important get out.

So you choose to stay here and keep reading? I don't know what's wrong with you, you're wasting your time, Search SOMEETHING!!!

Really? So you're still reading this? Are you wasting your time on purpose? Go to a therapist and get some help, what are you still doing here?

Shit
Use your hands to wipe your shit
by LIl Ice Cracker January 2, 2023
mugGet the Shitmug.

maximum shit

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.
“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”
by Msafar July 29, 2022
mugGet the maximum shitmug.

Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.
Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!
by Ofashea June 13, 2025
mugGet the Dip-shitsmug.

Hoe shit

Being extra thirsty and disregarding most anyones feelings as long as that hoe gets hers..

Like for instance - If your girl pick a fight to do the most “hoe shit” and then blames you for making her act like a hoe.

Say two Hoes get together with two drug dealers in there hotel. And sneak in the bathroom and take selfies with let’s just say a desert eagle in their mouths when they got boyfriends. That would be Hoe shit…
I’m sick of these dumb ass bitches doing Hoe shit.. they gonna find out today that shit don’t go round hurrr.
by IB6UB9rawD January 13, 2023
mugGet the Hoe shitmug.

#dumb shits

A word used by an idiot who is offended that a person that's black believes they have rights
I don't like that guy cause he hangs out with #dumb shits
by Anomity+ December 3, 2019
mugGet the #dumb shitsmug.

Ammonia shits

When your shit comes out of your ass as a liquid and saturated hot gas. The burning of above said shit is so bad it feels like someone just released ammonia into your butthole.
After eating at the ephrata taco bell Bruce got a bad case of the ammonia shits.
by Culatr March 27, 2019
mugGet the Ammonia shitsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email