my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020

My Mine

MY mine

Me and my mine

by Brrruh April 18, 2020

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

I agree with you whole heartedly, my subsaharan brother.

Jimmy asks you to get him a gat. You say “Fo Shizzle My Nizzle.”

by Bobasaursquared April 18, 2020

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020

My

hej

My says: Hej

by CasperSamuelsson February 13, 2020

Cuchili my love

When a girl has roaches in their ass

“Girl what is wrong with you?"“oh nothing,I just have cuchili my love"

by Babybossduty February 15, 2020

pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her

Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..

by Butters606 February 16, 2020