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Willie

A man with the sweetest eyes. He's a smooth talker in the best way. Everyone who meets him wants to be him or be with him. When you first meet him, you'll be in awe of his charm and silliness, but once getting to know him, you'll see that he really is something special. If he cares about you, he'll let you know and treat you like the queen you are. It's the best feeling in the world.
Girl: "I saw Willie yesterday."
Boy: "Man, Willie? I wanna be that dude SO BAD."
Girl: "I want to be with him so bad."
by Ahni<3sWillie September 22, 2021
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free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
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super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™

the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ is gay as fuck and ripped my dick off the other day

unrecommended
"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"
by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022
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J willy

Could pull any bitch and fuck ur mom, sister, dad, and pet hamster.
Random hoe 1: Is that J willy?

Random hoe 2: omggggg, hes so segsy
by Balls_Are_Good December 19, 2020
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Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.
My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.
by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022
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Willis

Secretly a loving man, hardass exterior but a teddy bear interior. Hurts the people he loves and regrets it for the rest of his life.
Hey man what's wrong with her?

She met a Willis
by Emerald💙 July 14, 2025
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No choice Willy

If a guy asks for nudes and shows you this you have to send him 3 nude photos
Guy: no choice Willy

Girl: what is that?

Guy: you have to send me 3 nude pics

Girl: oh okay
by Bubbas bubbles June 5, 2019
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