William

Just about the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He has dark eyes that you could stare into for hours. He can be forgetful sometimes. He's extremely protective and will hold you in his arms when you're sad. He hates it when you talk badly about yourself. He's truly very caring, he has a sarcastic sense of humor, and is just an amazing guy to be around. You are very lucky if you have a William in your life.

Girl: God, I'm a wreck!
William: You may be a wreck, but you're my wreck.

by _lonely.com_ June 7, 2019

andrew scott williams

A complete shit-head that was born in Southern Florida in 1979 and now resides in Rockledge, Florida. His is a raging homosexual, a pig fucker and likes to jerk off in corners while watching animals make love.

He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.

I performed an Andrew Scott Williams today, I jerked off while a dog was taking a dump and blew my load in my own face.

by Suckamideek September 8, 2017

William Roberts

William Roberts is the goat, he runs the west side. MOST BEAST MAN IN THE MR BEAST CREW

William Roberts is king

by williamroberts123 May 4, 2023

William Cotton

A boy who loves Chevys and falling out of chairs chairs

William Cotton just drove up in his Chevy that he loves

by Aubreyejxd May 18, 2021

William Wordsworth

A nature poet in the history of English literature, who founded English Romantic Age in 1798.

William Wordsworth is known as a poet of nature. Here nature means external world.

by typical Indian October 10, 2023

william benson

Gawky Guy, kinda awkward
Usually late

Sorry I slept in
I totally William Bensoned it

by Bobba Fettish December 2, 2017

William Calley

noun; a incredibly sheepish person of lower, yet significant authority that has no ability to think for themselves and simply follows orders from those above him/ her. They lack any type of conscience, heart, or initiative of their own and are never self-accountable for their actions. Due to this and their often common "brown nosing", they are often favored by the wicked, are hardly ever in trouble, and often evade punishment for any unjust actions they make.

"Hey, our sales have fallen dramatically since our competition introduced that new laptop."
"Damn, aiite let's create some fake invoices and fudge our sales numbers"
"Nah dude, that's wrong. I ain't no William Calley."

by LilzHotzCoco August 21, 2023