Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Uncle Glenning

A person who eats food while defecating into a toliet.

Did Kirk just came out of the bathroom with an empty plate?

Yeah, he was Uncle Glenning it in there.

Wow, that gross...but efficient.

by Dirty Belugas July 18, 2012

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

Uncle Sticky

(n) - The man you know, not necessarily your uncle, who consistently makes wildly inappropriate comments/innuendos and leers at young girls for an uncomfortable amount of time.

I can't bring my kids around Tom anymore. My daughter is old enough that he turns into an Uncle Sticky.

by lancealil February 28, 2012

Uncle Neddy

Pervert. Someone who enjoys touching small children inappropriately. A code word two friends use to talk about pedophiles and disgusting child touchers when they are in public as to be conspicuous.

"Ewww... see that old guy holding that little girl--- He is totally an Uncle Neddy!"

"Don't let him near your child! I hear he is an Uncle Neddy!"

by JazzyPants May 3, 2012

Talking to uncle Barry

After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.

Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.

Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!

by Cornishmaster August 12, 2011

uncle pricky

A chubby chaser.....

"Damn, old boy is hammered and about to pull an uncle pricky on the kool aid lady."
"Uncle pricky?"
"You know, hes about to mow a really big lawn"............

by Good Ole Tainty November 22, 2011