turkey fist

When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.

Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!

by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017

turkey tie

A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.

"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"

by someone besides robert November 9, 2017

Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017

turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.

That babe has some turkey pits!

by Botulism November 11, 2017

turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017

Legendary Turkey

A phrase used to describe a really great meal or a phrase used to describe a kind gesture from a friend.

EX 1:

Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.

EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 16, 2017

Dabbing on a turkey

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.

Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.

by would you kindly November 24, 2017