Todging Around

To be a bit of a nincompoop in a very imprudent manner; to dilly-dally in a way reminiscent of a todger.

Oi, you! Stop todging around you little nincompoop! I'm tired of your whippersnapping.

by someone at your school May 26, 2023

neshing around the block

A phrase colloquially used to describe doing nothing.

My friend asked me what my plans for this summer were, I said nothing, just neshing around the block.

by user_1897 May 30, 2023

*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

Halo reach around.

When you reach around a police officer lover style to grab their service weapon.

I gave the sheriff the ol' halo reach around.

by Kendigo June 2, 2023

Poodle around

a person, especially an athlete, who performs in an ostentatiously sensational manner calculated to draw attention; show-off.
—verb (used without object)

to perform or behave in an outrageous or spectacular manner.

Showboating

to spend time doing things without any particular purpose or plan:

‘Poodle around’ used in the UK

Girl, Terri has been poodling around d in her new truck.

We spent the day poodling around town.

Poodle around

by theNatashaverse June 23, 2023

Fuck around and Find out

Jake McNiece

Jake McNiece really is the definition of Fuck around and Find out

by ChefCowEgg June 28, 2023

Around the World in 80 Days

Sleeping with at least one person each of White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Native American decent within an 80 day window.

In college I didn't have cash to travel, but I did manage to go Around the World in 80 Days tearing through the sororities!

by Definitely not Gooch March 8, 2023