apple pie life

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.

Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

by kebabmuncher July 6, 2016

Shepherd's pie knickers

the result of being so terrified you begin to hope that what's in your pants is in fact shepherd's pie...

"I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.... "

"Fuck mate, check out my Shepherd's pie knickers!!"

by ShitKnicks February 17, 2010

PIZZA PIE!!!!!

a bomb of some sort that is home made.

Everyone make their owna pizza pie!!!!!

by GingerGod!! November 25, 2009

humble pie

When you no longer can take credit for a phrase that you started becuase everyone else is now using it.

Man, everyone else is saying that too? I guess I have to eat some humble pie.

by Eating Humble Pie December 26, 2007

dildo sack pie

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.

My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.

by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010

pie face

Cream pie at all the ladies whole face

Big Cream pie at all the ladies whole face

by Paul Hansinger July 22, 2003

Pie Face

A person OBSESSED with pie who eats pie every single day and even dreams about pie.

zoe pie addict face pie face

by stellaellaola July 30, 2010