magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 22, 2023

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Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023

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Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

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magic drizzle me

a phrase that generally means "cum on me". it was created by moriah elizabeth

W: "i want you to magic drizzle me!"
M: "of course, just get on your knees."

by fifi96 October 28, 2023

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ace magic

An extreme form of bukkake practiced largely among the swinging community. Also, often used in casual conversation for swingers to identify eachother.

I watched as Jim, Tom and Harry gave my wife the ace magic last night.

Do you like ace magic?

by ThommmmyBoyz November 8, 2023

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