Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Irish plague

small penis

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'

by Getstheladies May 15, 2016

Irish Car Bob

When 6 gentlemen and 1 Bob entered a Coates room and engage in EXTREMELY consensual adult male wrestling. Clothing ALWAYS optional.

"Hey Mike, why don't you come do an Irish Car Bob with me, Lance, Perry, and Duke? Remember though, No pants allow big guy!" -- Robert

by Big Gay Tony September 24, 2018

"Cluck" of the Irish

A meal consisting of the 3 piece combo from KFC and a shamrock shake from McDonalds.

John: Looks like St. Patrick's day is right around the corner.
Steve: Wanna swing by Mickey D's and KFC for some "Cluck" of the Irish?
John: Hell yeah!

by Fermzy June 19, 2011

irish lolipop

When receiving a blow-job and the blower proceeds to sneezes on your penis them proceeds to finish you anyway snot and all.

Yeah she had a cold so it was more of an irish lolipop than a bj.

by Quirk37 February 25, 2011

Irish

Irish is the best girl that a guy can ever get. She is just so beautiful that you will fall in love with her the first time you see her. She's a Queen. She's the goddess of beauty. She's natural beauty, no matter what. She's awesome, intelligent, wondeful, insanely beautiful, cute, trustful, and also helpful. She will always be there for you no matter what, she's the best friend you can get. Once you know an iris, you just cant stop thinking about her, it's pretty much impossible to stop. If you ever give an Irish a hug, will feel love and wariness, and you'll won't forget. Even if you hold her hand. Irish is that perfect girl! So, If you know an irish, never ever let her go, you'll feel like your missing a big part of you. 💯👑

Me: who's that goddess looking girl over there?
Friend: That's irish.
Me: Man she's so beautiful, she's like the goddess of beauty, I can't stop looking at her.
Friend: you should got at her!
Me: maybe I should, I won't regret, I just know!

by Lerianjikyu November 23, 2021

Irish reach-around

The obligatory act of trading drinks at a bar based on a feeling of obligation when one party shows the generous act of buying the first drink.

Austin: "Get Eddie and me a beer."
Eddie: "Lemme get Austin and me a beer back."
Bartender: "ah. . . The old Irish reach-around."

by nacko420 October 20, 2017