that's dirt

Dirt, also meaning dirty, so that's dirt meaning thats disgusting

Man : i ate yesterday's pizza that was left on the counter
Woman: That's dirt!

by Slip-n-sliiide July 7, 2006

That Real Dick

The most exclusive stick that most bitches have only heard or dreamt about. Only the most elite hoes can truly understand.

Justin: Wow, look at that, he is really handling his business
Tim: Well what do you expect, he's a grown ass man.
Some Girl: Yeah, and he been slangin' me that real dick too.
Dylan: Bitch, quit telling everybody about my business.

by DylanTimJustinMike March 27, 2008

That's what she thought

1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.

2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.

(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!

Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.

Idiot: That's what she thought!

Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!

(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.

Man: That's what she thought!

by Stu Pidasoles January 9, 2010

that's what she said

A joke that was funny the first few hundred times.

You: (say anything)
Friend: That's what she said!
You: Dude, stop. You've said that every day for a year.

by Wilyhawk June 18, 2011

That Guy

In pretty much every country around the world where drinking alcohol is a cultural norm, every single social circle includes at least one person who becomes "that guy" (plural: "those guys").

We all know of whom I speak: The one friend who makes himself stand out in all the wrong ways. He always gets absolutely trashed, and makes a COMPLETE tit out of himself.

"Yeah, my friend Dom just got chucked out of the union for getting his knob out in the middle of the dance floor before unloading his stomach onto the floor"

"Shit. Doesn't sound good".

"Standard. He can generally always be counted upon to be That Guy".

by Zarathustratosphere June 29, 2011

that paper

College degree or diploma.

He went to college and got that paper.

by DrNunya May 21, 2018

that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 29, 2004