noob

Ignoramus

Dumb Ass, you're a total nOOb.

by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011

Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

noob slice

in wow when you kill a noob and chop him up. it is also derived from the word noobius sliceius, a latin word meaning jizz on her face

1.yo, did you see what mat did to that dude on WOW
2.no, what did he do?
1.he made that noob a noob slice
2.thats insane

by babykilla June 11, 2009

Noob tuber

To be a short spear chucking nigger queer

That little noob tuber just spear his boyfriends ass wide open

by Fuck_ersmint July 14, 2021

Noob

A person who is a stupid cunt and do weird stuff.

Markus Fjær is such Noob

by YBN B-rage September 14, 2018

noobe

me.

noobe: "greetings"
you: "how did you get into my house"

by noobe gaming June 4, 2022

Noob

One who possesses the following traits:

I mpossible to dislike
S tarbucks addicted

A mazing
I maginative
S pelling difficulties

P oopiehead

A ccepting

V ocal

O bsessed with memes
N oob

You spelled that word wrong what a noob. You’re such a noob I’ve never met such a noob before in my entire life.

by Ayo😎 January 22, 2021