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Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Short Peoplemug.

short king sunday

short king sunday is the celebration of short men🔥
by bbqtfu November 4, 2023
mugGet the short king sundaymug.

fucks with her the short way

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!
"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"
by Miluvly Uncouth June 7, 2019
mugGet the fucks with her the short waymug.

rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons
"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"
by Scott I. July 21, 2017
mugGet the rusty short busmug.

short butt

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.
Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.
by JjAbrahams September 14, 2015
mugGet the short buttmug.

Short

Typically used when describing something or someone that is below the average length.
Hampus is really short compared to other people
by KnugenSugen December 13, 2019
mugGet the Shortmug.

Short

Can: how tall are you
Louis: (lies) 5’9
Fan: you are not!! your short
by Fuckinglou November 2, 2020
mugGet the Shortmug.

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