Robert Needham

General fuck-up

You really Robert needham that up!

by Joker1276 October 29, 2020

Robert Aston

Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jack Mclean October 29, 2020

Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.

Roberts neck looks extra good today

by froggypf November 1, 2020

ROBERT

One of the most courageous men you could ever meet. A Robert will keep his word, tell you the truth, and won't back down. Her is a stand up guy, has the heart of an angel, and won't back down from what he believes in.

Brown hair, blue eyed, he knows how to capture your heart.

Don't ever defy him tho, guaranteed you'll lose him. He just won't sit around waiting to be punked!
The best friend, lover, and irresistible guy you'll want to meet!
I feel in love with a Robert once, and he kept his promises, every single one.
So if you ever find one, keep him!

Gina:Did you see that guy over there? Robert is his name..
Jenny: Sure did, I hear he's predictably unpredictable.. bet that makes him perfectly imperfect!
Gina: Hmmm.. maybe that's why he's so dreamy..

by REBel Siren November 4, 2020

Robert Pattinson

my husband

someone:what’s your husbands name again?
Me:Robert Pattinson

by whorefortomriddle November 28, 2020

Robert Joseph

A great human being who doesn’t know how worth. Has a huge heart and when it is broken he has an anger that you cannot calm down. Had a very hard life growing up which has made him tough and at times emotionless but will always apologize when he realizes his faults.

Stop messing around or I’ll sick Robert Joseph on you.

by Fryz775 November 30, 2020

robert construction

The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.

Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!

by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020