Rip an iffy

Ripping an iffy refers to trying to push out a fart while you know there is a chance that it could be shit. To rip an iffy is to embrace uncertainty in your attempt to pass gas. As such, the situation is “iffy”.

I had a tummy ache so I tried to rip an iffy and shit my pants.

by oldsexinjury April 16, 2022

Ripped Moto

1. To be so great at something you are a easily the best compared to your peers.

2. To be so terrible at something you are easily the worst compared to your peers

Bellossom you are a total ripped moto

Thanks pal!.....wait what?

by The fact checker September 17, 2020

Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.

Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.

by poorprogamming July 8, 2017

Pull the rip cord

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.

Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

Ripping a Douglas

The act of performing fellatio on a male. Sucking a penis.

Man, I got wasted last night and came out of my blackout to realize I was ripping a douglas with a complete stranger.

by DouggersRipski November 21, 2022

Rip Couture

Fashion that is intended to be ripped apart as an expression of self and passion.

I love that torn up fish net look with those shorts, so rip couture!

by HotelOscarTango May 10, 2024

pickle rip

The art of shoving a large rough dill pickle so far up ones anus it rips the prostate :)

I walked in on Joe last night.. he put on the worst pickle rip I've ever seen.. (Vlassic)

by Hankthewank August 22, 2017