Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .
Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill
by random everthing is me June 27, 2017
by What does shortcut to prevent December 12, 2022
When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.
That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.
by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010
by Philos Sophia February 26, 2024
A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).
In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."
by Original Orangutans March 28, 2023
When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated
by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023
I can tell you kissed my girl right after she sucked me off cause I can see my cream ring around ya lips! Hows that salty dog taste?!
by Dixxie Hippie February 28, 2020