polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

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Polish Pickle Express

A group of pickle polishers who bowl like shit and parade around with their pickle tickler

The Polish pickle express is swinging their balls all around the bowling center

by Hammer 300 Game September 21, 2022

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An absolute alcohol consumer. A Poll knows how to handle any type of substance that can enter the body. One thing to consider is that Polls do not have a stopping limit, and that they need AA batteries to function.

Boy 1: “wow bro, that guy is slamming Grey Goose, he must be a Poll”

by Pppposeudo September 21, 2022

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Polish Tea

captain morgan rum and coke. just a simple capt and coke.

“Hey Matt, may I please get a Polish Tea”
“Harry get off my Polish Tea”

by no batta tee boy September 24, 2022

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polishphobic

Someone who shows a disliking for polish people or their language.

Person 1: Wow I'm thinking about learning polish..
Person 2: That's interesting! Just make sure not to mention it near person 3, they're polishphobic.
Person 3: I sure hope I didn't just hear you two mentioning polish.

by nesquikcereal October 3, 2022

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