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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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Phoenix Peanut Buster

Anal sex but using peanut butter as lubrication (preferably Jif®). You then nut in your partner’s ass and suck it out afterwards. You choose what happens from there; you can eat it, spit it in your partner’s mouth and let them swallow etc.
I was out of Jergen’s® so me and my girl tried our first Phoenix Peanut Buster and, trust me, it was not regrettable.
by lebwashere January 13, 2023
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The Peanut Game

An unusual Sexual Roleplay game in which you, and your partner, act out a unique “consensual non-consent” fantasy involving the Dominant Partner placing a large peanut between the ass cheeks of the Submissive Partner, who is unable to resist or defend themselves (typically because they are physically weak to resist from severe illness, or exhaustion).

The Peanut Game continues with the Dominant Partner regularly “checking and inspecting” the condition and placement of the Large Peanut still located in the Submissive Partner’s rectal region. In between the “check ups”, the Dominant Partner may utilize pain, humiliation, or withhold medical services as a method of control for their own sexual pleasure. Traditionally, water guns are utilized to humiliate a Submissive Partner incapacitated by illness. Depending on the condition of the Submissive Partner… the physical, mental, or emotional pain caused by The Peanut Game can be so intense that it can result in the need for medical or hospital services (especially if the Submissive Partner needs to be rescued by his friend and admitted to the hospital).

The Peanut Game is considered a sub-genre of BDSM, and involves a special Master/Slave Relationship, and to some extent can mimic a pseudo Rape Play experience… Putting the Submissive Partner as "the victim", and the Dominant Partner as a Bill Cosby type position.
James almost died from playing The Peanut Game with a Crazy Latina during Covid… Luckily Matt came in and saved James by getting him to a doctor.
by Freedom Ain’t Free February 26, 2023
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chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms
by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023
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Irrelevant Peanut

Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important or useful, thick headed and just generally stubborn and who's opinion doesn't matter.
by Irrelevant Peanut June 15, 2023
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Irrelevant Peanut

Irrelevant Peanut
Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important with his time, generally stubborn, and just here to steal your oxygen.
by Irrelevant Peanut June 15, 2023
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Inbred peanut

To describe someone who is horribly disfigured, ugly, dumb, and has a large head, forehead, and ears
"PFT EIGHT TIMES ONE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-TWO IS 14,256 HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT YOU INBRED PEANUT!
by R3APT0KYO November 3, 2023
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