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bum scooty

1. Shaking your booty (dancing)
2. Awesome
3. Ridiculous
1. (At a club) "I am diggin' that chick's bum scooty!"
2. "The new Adam Sandler film is totally bum scooty!"
3. "I can't believe you got fired for being late once. That is frickin' bum scooty."
by Melanie Bachert April 10, 2008
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cutie bum

definitly self explanitary
kirsty has the best one in the world
perfect shape soo nice to bite

pure perfection
smirstys cutie bum
by stubear December 7, 2011
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Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.
I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.
by David Laburglier February 23, 2009
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bum tap

To put simply the quick tapping of another blokes arse in a non-sexual way, often used as friendship/masculinity building, the bum tap is a common trope in senior rugby normally used to congratulate a successful play, a ploy to encourage one's teammate/ get someone moving or as an introductory action to a conversation.

Successful attempts may be met with such responses as
"Good contact!"
"Solid Hit!"
"How are we boys" -(When introducing oneself)
"BOOM"
"G UP MATE"

Attempts may be as hard as the user intends however too soft of a hit may throw the tapper's sexuality into question, or create direly awkward situations.

The Golden Rule however is, Do. Not. Hold. Ever.
No matter what. Nor squeeze.
Bloke 1: "Man Dougan's such a queer kent"
Bloke 2: "Why's that?"
Bloke 1: "On the pitch he gave a bum tap, and held!"
Bloke 2: "The fuck mate, that is not alright"
Bloke 1:"Ay"
by Ayyylien June 7, 2016
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bum guzzler

a man who participates in homosexual activities.

a.k.a a queer
"hey roy I saw down the gay club last night"

"yeah, i was doing stuff"

"ur such a bum guzzler"
by roy woodhead January 16, 2008
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Bum friend

Gavin and Steph are not bum friends
by The Seal March 7, 2012
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Bum Crayon

The final part of turd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.
I ran out of loo roll last night. Damned bum crayon!
by Stan Ton October 14, 2011
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