Noodles

When someones dick gets chopped off by an angry ex-girlfriend and it looks like noodles.

Damn, homie! She chopped yo dick off, it looks like noodles.

by TinglyTaco February 8, 2019

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019

Noodle Neck

when a person has either a neurological issue, or a bad drug problem where they can't hold their head up, so their ear rest on their shoulder.

Poor Wilbur is so high, he has a noodle neck!

by Chakra882 April 5, 2022

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

Cuck Noodles

The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to

Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!

Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?

by Keyble March 17, 2024

blue noodles

THE BEST NOODLES DON'T KNOW THE NAME BUT YUM

"oh, my god are those blue noodles?!!!"

by old slicky June 13, 2021